• absolutely obsessed with these three georgian girls called trio mandilli (source)

  • The translation of the song:

    Sing, my chonguri (the instrument they’re playing (ჩონგური))
    Sing, my darling!
    Girl, look my way
    Where does your gaze drift

    [Chorus]

    I’ll search the woods for kindling
    Cut a tree in the ravine!
    Girl, I’ll love you
    In your soft throat!

    [Chorus]

    Boy why won’t you leave me
    to my sickness and my health?
    They could use your long nose
    for a bridge to Shaqriani (name of a village, word for word it means full of sugar so it could also be a sugary bridge)

    [Chorus]

    Grow, my little wheat
    into a field of bread!
    When your grandfather died
    Why didn’t he take you too?

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    Chorus is:
    Haralale dariv daralale
    Haralali haralale dariv daralale (x2)

    Harale in pre Christian times was agricultural and fertility god, variations of his name as chorus fillers show up in most folk songs. That’s what this is.

  • Miss Conenginality No. 4 - Airbus A318

    I have my favorites, but I have yet to find a plane I don't think is cute. To demonstrate this I will focus this entry on the polar opposite of Boeing's very long girl - Airbus's very little compact girl, the A318!

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    Just look at her go! Stubbiest girl around-

    Is what I would say if that was the A318!

    Haha, sorry. I played a trick on you, that's not the A318. That's the A320, the normal length version! Already pretty cobby, but not quite there yet. THIS is the A318:

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    Okay, now THERE is the remainder of a pencil which you've sharpened so much you can no longer hold it properly! Just a tiny little-

    Is what I would say if that was the A318! That's the A319, the middle setting on the A320 length slider. This plane looks so stubby that it borders on absurd, but that's not even the extent to which Airbus is willing to truncate an A320!

    HERE is an A318!

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    This is an airplane which giants could use to play American Football! This entire plane is probably about as long as the 757-300's wing chord!

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    She looks like a literal bullet, fired out of the barrel of a sniper rifle made of a Boeing 757-300.

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    The ventral fairing is a solid third of this airplane. This airplane is three times as long as the space required to store one set of landing gear.

    Just to fully rub in the sheer scale of the compression Airbus has done to achieve this perfectly ellipsoid aircraft, here are three A320 family airplanes, in the same livery, at pretty much the same angle, getting shorter, and shorter...and shorter than you thought was possible.

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    This is potentially the cobbiest jet on the planet. She is perfect.

  • If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

  • Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago

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    I'm busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago

  • [ID: tumblr tags: “#uhm amtrak honey ya wanna tell us smthn???” /end ID]

  • one of the things that got me hooked on coding was how you can trick yourself into talking like an insane person really easily while doing it. like nodes in the software i use can be parents or children of other nodes, and i had to do some extra steps before deleting nodes that the queue_free() command didnt do automatically so i made my own command called explode() to delete nodes and was pondering how to do something and said "well, what do we do about all the unexploded children?" out loud and immediately stopped to go get a tasty drink and walked straight to bed

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